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Battle of the Baby Mamas: Bridget Moynahan v. Gisele Bündchen


Battle of the Baby Mamas: Bridget Moynahan v. Gisele Bündchen

Fight, fight, fight!

In a move that probably has Bridget Moynahan and Tom Brady’s one-year-old son, John, rolling his eyes and sighing, “Bitches, PLEASE,” John’s step-mommy Gisele Bündchen and mom Bridget have ignited a public war of words over the child.

Makes you wonder when the toddler is the most grown-up one in the bunch.

Gisele obviously pushed some buttons when she bragged to Vanity Fair that John is “100 percent her child,” adding that: “It’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I love him the same way as if he were mine. I already feel like he’s my son, from the first day.”

Bridget, reportedly still stinging from Gisele “stealing” her baby daddy, did not take kindly to Gisele gushing about her son to the media.  So she maturely called Gisele and requested she not do so again.

No, as usual, I kid!

Instead, Bridget had her friends run to Page Six and squawk that, “If Gisele loved Bridget’s child like he was ‘100 percent her own,’ then she would not talk about him in the press. Discretion and respect are not either of Gisele or Tom’s virtues, as was evidenced even when the child was still unborn and they publicly flaunted their relationship without any discretion whatsoever.”

Lord help us if these two ever run into each other on the playground.  I suspect there will be a great deal of hair-pulling and cootie accusations — while poor John just shakes his head and asks for a bigger therapy allowance.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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