The Laughing Stork would like to interrupt your regularly scheduled nonsense about Candy’s life to bring you this breaking celebrity baby name update:
Rapper and maternity fashionista M.I.A. has revealed the name of her newborn baby boy. And it is… wait for it… wait for it…
I know, I know… ick. (Sorry, couldn’t resist. It was just hanging there!) Poor kid. But look on the bright side: it’s certainly better than Screwett or Fuckett.