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Celebrity Baby Name of the Day So Far


Celebrity Baby Name of the Day So Far

The Laughing Stork would like to interrupt your regularly scheduled nonsense about Candy’s life to bring you this breaking celebrity baby name update:

Rapper and maternity fashionista M.I.A. has revealed the name of her newborn baby boy.  And it is… wait for it… wait for it…

… “Ickett.”

I know, I know… ick. (Sorry, couldn’t resist.  It was just hanging there!)  Poor kid.  But look on the bright side:  it’s certainly better than Screwett or Fuckett.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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