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Traveling with a Toddler and Other Fun Masochistic Activities!
Jan 2, 2011Liquor sales typically go through the roof during the holiday season, with ninety percent of those...
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Baby Freedom* Has a Long Road to Hoe
Dec 28, 2010The only present from Santa that Skye threw on the ground: The book called, I’m a...
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Our Bouncing Bundle of “Joy”
Dec 23, 2010ME: Ooohhh! I swear I just felt the baby moving around. MR. CANDY: (FEELS) Oh! Yeah! ...
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Unexpected Holiday Joys
Dec 20, 2010I was going through our mound of mail this weekend — family Christmas cards and Macy’s...
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Sons
Dec 16, 2010MR. CANDY: It’s my mom’s birthday tomorrow. ME: Oh! What did you get for her? MR....
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I Got More Than Lei’d in Maui
Dec 15, 2010Little-known fact: Maui is Hawaiian for “Let’s chuck the condoms and just see what happens…!” Yeah,...
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The Soon-to-Be Big Sister
Dec 14, 2010Also known in some circles as The Girl Who Pushes Kids Away When They Try to...
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Santa Dropped Off an Early Christmas Gift
Dec 12, 2010Huh. That’s weird — Santa forgot to include a gift receipt. What do we do if...
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Just Stick to the Haircut, Dick
Dec 9, 2010Pampering is a rarity in most moms’ lives. It certainly is in mine. Even when I...
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Child-Rearing, The Crazy Cat People Way
Dec 6, 2010Screw toilets! We Crazy Cat People litter box-train our youngins. And their dolls, too.