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The Laughing Stork Recipe: Justin Bieber Pancakes


The Laughing Stork Recipe: Justin Bieber Pancakes

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If you want your tween-age daughter to finally wake up with a smile on her face, be sure to serve these dreamy Justin Bieber pancakes to her.  Just like the Biebs, they’re a tasty dish!


  • 2 cups pancake mix
  • 1 cup milk
  • 2 eggs
  • 2 puppy dog eyes that gaze directly into tween’s soul
  • 1 amazing head of hair
  • Hint of attitude
  • Pinch of straight-up gangsta

(Neck, limbs, body and right hand not included.)

No syrup needed because he is JUST THAT SWEET.

Serves 1-4 Beliebers


Stir ingredients until you achieve a consistency that is oh-so-smooth, Baby.  Pour onto greased griddle, but not need to turn it on — at this point, will likely cook and rise on its own because of natural HAWTNESS.  Scream and swoon as it bubbles, pops and dances around the edges, then flip and admonish it for wearing baggy pants that don’t cover its backside properly.

For extra sweetness, we recommend using only pure CANADIAN maple syrup.

Best served young, fresh and, of course, hawt.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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