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The Family Dish: Tori Spelling Unveils New Children’s Clothing Line & Levi Johnston Unveils New Interest in Son

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The Family Dish: Tori Spelling Unveils New Children’s Clothing Line & Levi Johnston Unveils New Interest in Son

PINT-SIZED STYLE:  Tori Spelling gives a sneak peak of her new kids’ clothing line, Little Maven BY TORI SPELLING, for JC Penney
I can already tell you my daughter will not be a fan of the faux fur vest.  Every time I wore mine last year, she would cry, “MOMMY WEAR A DOGGIE!”

THE OH-SO-CARING PAPA:  Levi Johnston wants full custody after watching Bristol Palin’s reality show, in which she lets their son run wild, talk back and curse
And he plans to file the paperwork… just as soon as he remembers their son’s name!

SO WHAT?  SHE’S  A ROCK STAR-SLASH-MODEL:  Pink named the newest face of CoverGirl
As the mom of a 14-month-old, she probably knows a thing or two about the need for good under-eye concealer.

OH, TLC:  A preview of the Toddlers & Tiaras‘ spinoff, “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”
Making the Kardashians look like a group of freakin’ rocket scientists.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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