New Line of Baby Cleats: Soft, Comfy and “Fully Chewable”

If you were just thinking to yourself, “You know, it’s not nearly painful enough when my baby kicks me,” you’re in luck!  Because a company has just launched a line of cleats for the six-month-and-under set.

“My daughter and I got the idea for First Cleats after watching her children, my grandchildren, play sports,” said Executive VP of First Cleats Diana Lynn Ultican. “We were having a get together one night and we thought about the idea for the shoes and getting newborn babies on the path to athleticism.”

Using athletic wear to carve a “path to athleticism.”  Hmmm… not so sure about that logic.  ‘Cause I’m pretty sure my dad dressed me in Yankees baseball shirts, yet I still cannot walk and chew gum at the same time to this day.

The one-of-a-kind cleats are soft, comfortable and fully chewable, Ultican said.

Yes!  Fully chewable!  Awwww.  Baby’s first solid food.

I think I’ll stick with more practical footwear for my children.  Like baby high heels.  (Drew TOTALLY has the legs for them.)