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Sweet Chocolate Uterus!


Sweet Chocolate Uterus!

Dear Miss Skye,

The day at the spa?  Scratch that.  I would like to hereby submit a Mother’s Day Gift Request for a female reproductive system cake.  Because nothing says love like a sugary depiction of a uterus and ovaries.  Especially ovaries that produce sprinkles!




P.S. We are so making gonad cheese balls for Father’s Day!


Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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