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George Carlin Lampoons ‘Weak’ Boys’ Names [VIDEO]

By Candy KirbySep 11, 2009

Key quote: “Soft names make soft people. I’ll bet you anything that ten times out of...

By Candy KirbyJan 21, 2009

Key quote: “All children have brain damage. And that’s what makes the parent’s face look like...

By Candy KirbyAug 16, 2008

Key quote: “You know what they’re actually telling us, don’t you? They’re actually saying to us,...

By Candy KirbyJul 22, 2008

Key quote: “Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: ‘We’re the proud parents of a...

By Candy KirbyDec 10, 2007

Key quote: “My mother kisses every child. ‘Come here, kiss your grandmommy. Grandmommy just love you...