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George Carlin Tells Parents Exactly Where They Can Stick Their “My Kid is an Honor Student” Bumper Stickers [Video]

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George Carlin Tells Parents Exactly Where They Can Stick Their “My Kid is an Honor Student” Bumper Stickers [Video]

Key quote: “Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: ‘We’re the proud parents of a child whose self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.'”

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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