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The Best, The Worst and the Most ‘Frozen’-Inspired Dressed at the 2014 Oscars: As Critiqued by Me, My Husband and My Four-Year Old Daughter

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The Best, The Worst and the Most ‘Frozen’-Inspired Dressed at the 2014 Oscars: As Critiqued by Me, My Husband and My Four-Year Old Daughter

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Lupita Nyong'o in Prada

Lupita Nyong’o in Prada

4-YEAR-OLD:   Looks like Elsa’s Frozen dress!

MR. CANDY:  With a dress like that, I expect to see a rack. Not a rack of ribs.

ME:  Lovely color on her, but… the dress isn’t the most flattering around her chest area.  Disappointing, considering she’s knocked it out of the park with all of her other awards season dresses.  (So what Mr. Candy said.  But not so crudely.)

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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