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8 Most Passive-Aggressive Comments from Parents at a Preschool Birthday Party


8 Most Passive-Aggressive Comments from Parents at a Preschool Birthday Party

The sugar, OMG, the sugar!

The sugar, OMG, the sugar!

#8 “You’re serving juice boxes, too?  Heck, why don’t you just let the kids SNORT sugar?  Ha, haaaa!”

#7 – “It’s cute that they let us bring gifts.  We always ask for donations to charity instead, but whatever.  I guess you can’t spoil a child too much.  Ha, haaaa!”

#6 – “Oh, face painting!  Should be fun getting that paint out of their clothes. Ha, haaaa!”

#5 – “I wonder if they’ll send thank you cards THIS year.  Just kidding.  Ha, haaaa!”

#4 – “Funny how they scheduled the party during naptime.  When the kids start going ballistic, they’ll have no one to blame but themselves.  Ha, haaaa!”

#3 – “Being at this party here really makes me appreciate having a big backyard for entertaining. Ha, haaaa!”

#2 – “Looks like the birthday girl dressed herself.  Ha, haaaa!”

#1 – “Seriously, though. ALL THE SUGAR.  Our kids are NEVER going to go to sleep.  Ha, haaaa!”

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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