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Mom-to-Be Kim Kardashian is Finally Divorced

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Mom-to-Be Kim Kardashian is Finally Divorced

It’s the tale as old as time:  first comes reality show “love,” then comes marriage, then comes baby with a different dude, then comes divorce from the dude you were married to while making the baby with a different dude.  Awwww.

That’s right, folks, looks like Kim Kardashian is getting her wish and giving birth unhitched to Kris Humphries.  The two have finally reached a divorce settlement, which means Kim can cross #7 off her Pregnancy To-Do List:

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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