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And the Winner of the Six Months’ Worth of Luvs Diapers Is…

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And the Winner of the Six Months’ Worth of Luvs Diapers Is…

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[IMAGINE ME ON STAGE AT THE KODAK THEATRE IN HOLLYWOOD, WEARING A FLATTERING ARMANI PRIVE GOWN THAT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE I HAVE A SMALL WAIST BUT DOES NOT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE I HAVE OBSCENELY PROTRUDING NIPPLES, WITH JACK NICHOLSON SMILING SMARMILY AT ME FROM THE FRONT ROW, AS I OPEN THE ENVELOPE AND SMILE WINNINGLY:]

…Jess.

Congratulations, Jess!  Here is her hilarious idea for the next Luvs’ 1st kid/2nd kid commercial (illustrative images courtesy of a random Google search):

First kid – mom spends hours peeling, chopping, cooking and pureeing home made baby food which she spoon feeds the child, carefully wiping off his mouth after each bite.

Second kid – sits with everyone else eating whatever is for dinner, gnawing on a turkey leg or diving into a tray full of spaghetti.

With thanks to all who entered — the cats and I got a good chuckle from your responses!  And all so true.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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