Get the Look for Less
Get the Look for Less: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s $55,000 Pill-Covered Purse
If you have been struggling to decide whether to buy the Olsen twins’ latest limited edition bag, which sells for fifty-five grand and is covered with, uh, prescription pills…
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… Or, you know, use that money toward two family cars or a year of college tuition for your child, then struggle no more. Because we at The Laughing Stork can help you get that coveted drug-dealer chic look for less! This is all you will need:
Jaclyn Smith Faux Croc Bag (On sale for $19.99 at Kmart)
Assorted children’s vitamins (about six bucks)
Half-eaten pack of Sweet Tarts from your kid’s preschool Valentine’s Day gift bag (free!)
Glue stick (a dollar or so)
INSTRUCTIONS:
- Hand the glue, candy and vitamins to your three-year-old daughter, and let her go to town on the purse.
- Allow the decorations to dry for five minutes or so, then…
…Voilà! A $55,000 purse for about $27 (and free child labor). Carry this bad boy to the next PTA meeting and the other parents will be gasping, “I can’t believe you have the fifty-five-thousand-dollar Olsen bag, but only bought one lousy box of candy for the school fundraiser!”
