Top 10 Possible Reasons Mario Lopez Decorates the Family Christmas Tree in His Underwear
And has a picture of it posted on Twitter.
10. He thought the tree could use more balls.
9. He wanted us to see that his underwear matches the stockings.
8. Mario couldn’t wait to show the family that he was already bearing a package!
7. Mario was interpreting the famous Christmas song: The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that Dad’s butt cheeks would be bare…
6. You wanna see Extra? Mario will give you Extra, baby.
5. He wanted to scar his daughter with the upshot view of her dad in his tiny briefs, so she would never so much as look at a man again. (At least, not a man decorating a Christmas tree in his briefs.)
4. They needed a precious photo for their family holiday card. (Merry Christmas, Grandma!)
3. He wanted to cement his spot on Santa’s “naughty” list.
2. Mario and his wife are starring in a special holiday show for VH1 called A Very Tighty-Reddy Christmas.
1. Because he is Mario Lopez.