Scolding deserving celebrities in our best “Mom Voice”…
Tsk, tsk, tsk, young man. You have a sweet girl in that Selena Gomez, so do right by her and do what all the other men in the world (except Leonardo DiCaprio) do — and JUST USE THE CATALOGS.
Diane! How awful! You were drinking… and didn’t invite ME for a toast? That’s just rude.
Kirstie Louise Alley. Shame on you! Nobody puts Baby in a corner — but somebody should put YOU in the corner as a timeout for your insensitivity to a deceased man’s memory and family. Ick.
Oh, Lindsay. Your life choices make as much sense as your mom on Dr. Phil.