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10 Totally Embarrassing New(ish) Mom Moments

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10 Totally Embarrassing New(ish) Mom Moments

Last week on Facebook, I mentioned how I did my daughter’s preschool drop-off with my fly down the entire time.  I thought that was humiliating, but no!  You guys totally trumped my open fly with some mortifying mom moments of your own.  Here are some that really made me laugh, all gleaned from Facebook, Twitter, e-mail and Google Plus.  (Ha, ha.  Google Plus.  Just kidding!)

Here they are:  10 Totally Embarrassing New Mom Moments

1.  I did the school drop-off with a BOOGER on my face “…note, it was NOT my booger!” — Stacey B.

2.  “After my first outing with Erik (to show the baby off at my office and also a trip to the library), I discovered I had poop on my shirt. And the last poop had been before I left the house. Good initiation into motherhood….” –Hannah W.

3.  “I can top that, one day I went to two meetings and then realized my shirt was not only on backwards but also inside out.”  –Melanie H.

4. “I pumped gas after nursing my son…totally forgot to tuck my boob back into my shirt.”  –Bethany E.

5.  “Oh my, had to volunteer in my son’s class, and was doing laundry due to being completely out of undies. Realized when I got home I had been there with my fly down the whole time, while going commando. Oy, so embarrassing.” — Jennifer S.

6.  “I went out to dinner with my husband and his work colleagues and the waiter asked if he could get me a towel for my ‘spill.’   Turns out I lactated through my blouse and had two wet spots the size of dinner plates.”  –Erica T.

7.  “I tried squeezing into my pre-pregnancy jeans before I should have and the button popped off when I sat down with a friend!” –Ashley M.

8.  “When my son was little he peed in my hair as I was changing him in a public restroom so I had to walk through the mall with wet pee hair.”  –Ingrid E.

9.  “I’ve gone to church with spit-up all over my dress.  And I didn’t care.”  Courtney J.

10.  “After I had my last baby I had to go to a parent-teacher conference for my oldest daughter, and realized as I was walking into the classroom that I had two different shoes on.”  –Judi N.


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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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