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Top 10 Signs Kerri Walsh Jennings Was Pregnant During the Olympics

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Top 10 Signs Kerri Walsh Jennings Was Pregnant During the Olympics

Three-time Olympic gold medalist Kerri Walsh Jennings has announced that she was actually five weeks pregnant while spiking volleyballs during this summer’s London Games. Although people seem to be surprised by this news, I believe there were some very obvious signs of her pregnancy.

Top 10 Signs Kerri Walsh Jennings Was Pregnant During the Olympics

10.  Well, just look at that belly:

Talk about a ginormous baby bump.  Looks like she’s carrying at least a six-pack.

9.  She was weepy:

8.  Often looked like she was trying not to pee:

7.  Two words:  Mood swings.

6.  Appeared nauseous at times:

5.  Already so off-balance that she would frequently fall down:

4.  In a “Pregnancy Brain” moment, she mistakenly thought she was competing in a boxing match:

3.  Suffered from such severe hot flashes that she had to take ice baths:

2.  She told us how many jars of pickles she was craving:

1.  Like so many women suffering from miserable pregnancy symptoms while their husbands feel terrific and sleep all night, she seemed to take great pleasure in hitting balls:

 

 

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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