The 10 Weirdest Things I’ve Said This Week

Since becoming a mom, nary a day has passed when I haven’t thought, “Did those words just really come out of my mouth?”  Oh yes, indeed, they did.  So I decided to document some of the more bizarre things I’ve found myself saying to my nearly three-year-old daughter and one-year-old son over the past week so.  And here they are (all true)…

The 10 Weirdest Things I’ve Said This Week

10.  “Stop licking your brother, please.”

9.  “No, Skylar, I do NOT have poop in my pull-ups.”

8.  “Get that guitar out of the bookcase.”

7.  “What’s that white stuff on my pants?”

6.   “No, I don’t think Pappy can rap like Twist.”

5.  “Are you trying to eat the chair?!”

4.  “Careful!  You’re going to spill your pee on the floor.”

3.  “Don’t eat the cats’ food.”

2.  “Mommy’s neck is not a jungle gym.”

1.  “Yikes — stop slapping your balls!  I need to get your diaper on.”