Wait, I’ll tell you in just a second.
Ha, haaaa! Suckers.
Although I just recently proclaimed I am not a fan of reality television, I have to admit — I totally got sucked into Giuliana and Bill’s show, especially once they invited us along on their fertility roller coaster ride and Giuliana shared her experience with breast cancer. I mean, GEESH, this poor woman! Not to mention they seem so darn likeable. And I covet Giuliana’s wardrobe. And legs. So, yes, Giuliana and Bill has become appointment television for the cats and me. It’s gotten to the point that every single episode makes me weepy, even if there’s nothing particularly sad happening. But just like Pavlov’s dog, I’m conditioned to cry when I watch Giuliana and Bill — and the cats are all, “Um, it’s just Giuliana’s mom shoving more pasta down Bill’s throat. WHY ARE YOU CRYING, WOMAN?”
Ah, Mama DePandi. (*SOB*)
Having followed their baby journey closely, more closely than any sane person should admit, I have been a teensy bit eager to find out the gender of their little one. And, finally, they announced it at their baby shower this afternoon…
It’s a boy!
“We are beyond excited to be having a little boy,” Bill tells — who else? — E! Online.
“We are so ready for everything that comes with being a new mom and dad!” adds Giuliana.
Awwwww. Congrats, guys! I’ll be on your doorstep with a gift soon. And don’t trip the alarm and call the cops on me like you did the last time I was banging on your windows, you jokesters, you! (And if you need help naming your baby, here’s a handy-dandy flowchart to guide you.)