POP CULTURE: Mattel Makes Prince William and Kate Middleton Dolls for Royal Wedding Anniversary
No word on whether the William doll’s hair plugs are sold separately.
POLITICS: Santorum Backer Suggests Aspirin as Birth Control
But then wives won’t be able to use the ol’ “Not tonight, dear, I’ve got a headache” excuse!
EDUCATION: Teacher Makes Students Write Letters to Jailed Boyfriend with Kiddie-Porn Charge
Well, how else are they going to learn how to spell S-L-A-M-M-E-R?
CELEBRITY: Jason Bateman Welcomes Daughter Maple Sylvie
Named in honor of their close relative, Aunt Jemima
TECHNOLOGY: FTC Tears into Apple and Google for Lack of Privacy in Kids’ Apps
Oooohhhh, you are so grounded, Apple and Android!