In the News
This Week in Family News…
FOOD: JACK IN THE BOX LAUNCHES BACON MILKSHAKE
In related news, restaurant’s sales to pregnant women suddenly skyrocket.
HEALTH: A PEEK INTO THE SECRET WORLD OF TEENAGE “THINSPIRATION”
Pass these kids a bacon milkshake, please.
MARRIAGE: DATE NIGHTS CAN IMPROVE MARRIAGE, SEXUAL SATISFACTION
In other words, kids are total c*ck-blockers.
TECHNOLOGY: FACEBOOK DOESN’T REALLY REMOVE THE PHOTOS YOU DELETE
So your child may very well find that picture of you doing a keg-stand at your wedding, after all.
CELEBRITY: BEYONCE AND JAY-Z JUST TRADEMARKED THEIR BABY
Now all of those monogrammed baby towels have to be amended to Blue Ivy(TM).