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FOOD:  JACK IN THE BOX LAUNCHES BACON MILKSHAKE
In related news, restaurant’s sales to pregnant women suddenly skyrocket.

HEALTH: A PEEK INTO THE SECRET WORLD OF TEENAGE “THINSPIRATION”
Pass these kids a bacon milkshake, please.

MARRIAGE:  DATE NIGHTS CAN IMPROVE MARRIAGE, SEXUAL SATISFACTION
In other words, kids are total c*ck-blockers.

TECHNOLOGY: FACEBOOK DOESN’T REALLY REMOVE THE PHOTOS YOU DELETE
So your child may very well find that picture of you doing a keg-stand at your wedding, after all.

CELEBRITY:  BEYONCE AND JAY-Z JUST TRADEMARKED THEIR BABY
Now all of those monogrammed baby towels have to be amended to Blue Ivy(TM).

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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