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In Other Parenting & Celebrity Family News This Week…

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In Other Parenting & Celebrity Family News This Week…

Mom gives birth in moving car, husband tapes it while driving — all with the excitement of finding an extra pen in the glove compartment.  Hey, lady, you just had a baby in a car!  What’s the first thing you’re going to do?  Pull over…?  Call 911…?  Cover the baby…?  Hit your husband for not helping…?  Wait — you’re CALLING YOUR MOM?  Hmmmm, okay, interesting choice.  [VIDEO ABOVE]

How Heidi Klum and Seal told their kids about the separation.  Hopefully, Heidi Klum didn’t announce this particular farewell surrounded by Michael Kors and Nina Garcia.

Parents reveal the sex of their child after FIVE years of disguising it from the world with a gender-neutral lifestyle.  And clandestine potty-training, I guess.

Toddlers and Tiaras mom sues media for “sexualizing” her daughter.  Then returns to picking out halter tops and mini-skirts for daughter’s next pageant.

Arresting parents when kids are late for school?  An idea that I’m sure thrills overpopulated jails.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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