Mr. President, Mr. Vice President, members of the World Wide Web, not-so-distinguished blog commenters, celebrity rags and fellow Americans:
Over the weekend, I cut my hair short again, sparking a debate of more than 200 comments on the popular celebrity news site, People.com — a response we haven’t seen since People announced the results of Kim Kardashian’s butt X-ray. Sadly, I am not surprised. In fact, I made this bold cosmetic move to demonstrate how people’s priorities are out of whack, caring more passionately about the length of a five-year-old’s hair than they do about child genocide in Syria and families who are still without homes in New Orleans.
Also, I wanted to prove Zahara wrong and show her I can use the scissors all by myself. No matter what my mom and nanny say. Ha, haaaa! Told you, Z.
Seriously, people. IT’S JUST HAIR! Get over it.
With apologies for getting the nanny in trouble (again),