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End-of-Week News Roundup: Weirdest Pregnancy Craving Ever; Porn Stars in the Schools; Snuggies for Dogs

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End-of-Week News Roundup: Weirdest Pregnancy Craving Ever; Porn Stars in the Schools; Snuggies for Dogs

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Meet the pregnant woman who craves roadkill meat.  So I guess instead of the midnight craving run, her baby daddy does the midnight craving run-over:  “Hey, honey, I’m hungry.  Go run over a raccoon for me, would ya?”  [San Francisco Chronicle]

Jennifer Garner says Rachel Zoe won’t let her wear maternity clothes.  Meanwhile, Baby Garner-Affleck is shouting, “But I plan on becoming bigger than a Skittle, Mom!” [Celebrity Stork]

Parents outraged to learn that porn star Sasha Grey was a guest reader at their kids’ elementary school.  In related news, an unprecedented number of dads offered to start volunteering at school the next day.  [NY Daily News]

For the canine with no pride:  Snuggies for Dogs.  Crocs for dogs can’t be far behind.  [Snuggie]

“Is it selfish to have one child?”  Yes!  If “selfish” means “wise to maintain some semblance of sanity,” that is.  [Babble]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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