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Celebrity Mom Quote of the Day: Kate Beckinsale


Celebrity Mom Quote of the Day: Kate Beckinsale

“I do miss breastfeeding. I was good at it. I got more than my fair share — I could hit the wall from quite a distance! I do have some useless talents.”

Vintage quote from Kate Beckinsale, mom to almost 12-year-old Lily, on the Tonight Show about her fun party trick

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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