News Roundup: Pint-Sized Hooker on ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ and Embarrassing Parents on Facebook

Fun Friday photo time!  With thanks to Laughing Stork reader, Jaclyn, for sharing this photo of her wee one and asking:  “Is it wrong that I think that my child looking scared to death is actually hilarious?”   Ed. note:  The publisher of this blog makes her living off of humiliating her children, so you are probably asking the wrong person.

Lighten up, people! Just some fun hooker wear for kids.

A close-up of Drew’s future wife (and dowry provider), Harper Seven Beckham.  [The Celebrity Stork]

So sweet, you may need to see the dentist afterward:  The 33 most “awwww”-inspiring parenting moments on YouTube.  [Babble]

Examples of parents embarrassing themselves on Facebook.  I look forward to the day that I can embarrass my KIDS on Facebook.  [CollegeHumor]

Hmmmm… Mr. Candy’s office assistant is awfully cute, flirty and young.  [The Furry Stork]

“Did Toddlers & Tiaras Finally Go Too Far With Kid in a ‘Pretty Woman’ Prostitute Getup?”  Um… “finally”?  As if the show were so appropriate before!  [E! Online]

The top-earning celebrity moms.  Might I just say, there is something amusing about the fact that the #1 mom makes her money from liquor.  Cheers!  [Forbes]

Chez Candy update:  After tricking me into thinking there might be sleep in my near future, Drew has resumed his usual schedule of waking up every 2-3 hours throughout the night.  Ha, haaaaa!  Psych!  The little stinker has, however, started napping better in his swing during the day, so hopefully I’ll be able to start creating more content for my third baby, this here site, again.  The other Stork blogs will only be updated sporadically until Drew enters daycare part-time next year.  At which point I will be too busy crying because he’s in daycare to be productive.  *Sigh*  Such is the can’t-win life of a mom.