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News Roundup: Toddlers & Tiaras Features Girl with Fake Breasts & John Stamos Demonstrates How to Cuddle

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News Roundup: Toddlers & Tiaras Features Girl with Fake Breasts & John Stamos Demonstrates How to Cuddle

Toddlers & Tiaras goes beyond fake tanning and waxing this week — Yes!  It’s possible! — and shows a 4-year-old contestant wearing fake breasts and a butt enhancer for her Dolly Parton routine.  “I want to show the judges how beautiful I am,” little Maddy says. “I love dressing up like Dolly!”

In case your man need to brush up on his snuggle skills:  John Stamos’ Guide to Cuddling video.  Or in case you just want to get your dose of John Stamos in boxers.  Mmmm-mmmm.  [CollegeHumor]

Tori Spelling’s son wears silver nail polish — which obviously is going to lead to a life of gender confusion.  *Ahem*  [The Celebrity Stork]

This poor kitten can really use the long weekend.  [The Furry Stork]

It’s Labor Day Weekend.  So put your fingers to work and check out the latest deals ‘n’ steals in online shopping.  [The Nesting Stork]

The Laughing Stork was nominated for “Funniest Mom Blog” on Parents.com.  Woo-hoo!  I promise you a lifetime of good karma if you vote for me.  Okay, maybe not, but I can promise I’ll buy you a margarita if we ever run into each other at a bar.  (You can vote using your Facebook account.)  [Parents.com]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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