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News Roundup: Gwyneth Paltrow Takes Stance on Breast Lifts; Dogs Thefts on Rise; Bragging About Your Kids

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News Roundup: Gwyneth Paltrow Takes Stance on Breast Lifts; Dogs Thefts on Rise; Bragging About Your Kids

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"I'll grab the keys and the address for Legoland. You work the navigation system. They'll never know!"

Skye and Drew chat about their plans for this weekend.

This is what I looked like pretty much every weekend morning in college.  [Tots & Giggles]

Gwyneth Paltrow takes a bold stance, declares she is pro-boob lift.  [The Celebrity Stork]

Cartoons on food boxes create nagging children.  I always knew that Tony the Tiger was bad news.  [USA Today]

Well, this is one way to keep your husband and kids off your computer:  Introducing the tampon flash drive.  [Cool Mom Tech]

The fine line between discussing and bragging about your kids.  I would give my two cents’ worth on this matter, but I’m too busy admiring what beautiful, sensitive geniuses my kids are.  [Motherlode]

Dog thefts on the rise across the nation.  A number of cats are being questioned.  [ABC News]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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