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Candy’s Awkward Family Photo Tip #4: How to Achieve That Desired “Drugged Up Toddler” Look

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Candy’s Awkward Family Photo Tip #4: How to Achieve That Desired “Drugged Up Toddler” Look

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Once in a while, a parenting blog comes along with photographs so touching, it makes you feel like having kids all over again.  This is not that blog.

Pro family photography tip:  If you want an extra-special-looking picture in which your two-year-old appears high on Vicodin, I suggest dragging her onto the couch for a photo session after two straight days of refusing to take a nap.  No need to use the “glazed-over eyes” effect in Photoshop.  All natural!

More of Candy’s personal awkward family photoblog…

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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