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News Roundup: Bert and Ernie Discuss Marriage; Baby-Selling Ring Busted; Young Model Stirs Controversy

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News Roundup: Bert and Ernie Discuss Marriage; Baby-Selling Ring Busted; Young Model Stirs Controversy

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Moms get no respect, I tell ya.  We also get no showers, due to time constraints, thus why we smell like we live in a zoo.  [Cake Wrecks]

Sesame Workshop issues a statement in response to Bert and Ernie marriage petitions.  Uh, given how long they’ve lived together, aren’t they already bound by common-law marriage?  [Facebook]

Solidly C-list celebrities to star in new reality series, Hollywood Moms Club.  [The Celebrity Stork]

“Hmmm… my pillow sure does smell like kibble,” thinks this sleeping baby. [Tots & Giggles]

Baby-selling ring busted.  Lifetime Movie of the Week starring Jennifer Love Hewitt sure to follow.  [ABC News]

French Vogue stirs up controversy with a 10-year-old model posing sultrily, showing leg and wearing makeup, stilettos and haute couture.   So inappropriate!  Models don’t usually engage in such adult behavior… until they’re 12.  [The Berry]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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