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News Roundup: More Moms Getting High (No, Not on Life) & Pregnancy Simulation Dress Getting Panned

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News Roundup: More Moms Getting High (No, Not on Life) & Pregnancy Simulation Dress Getting Panned

Behold the pregnancy simulation dress.  But does it give you hemorrhoids and a ten-pound kid sitting on your bladder…?  [AOL]

Could a mom have gotten away with writing the book, Go the F-ck To Sleep? Probably not… mostly because she would be too busy actually trying to get the kid to go the f-ck to sleep.  [Babble]

Never-before-seen tips from Battle Hymn Of The Tiger Mother. Highlight: “To ensure academic excellence, inform your children that there is a mark higher than an A-plus and then shame them for failing to attain it.”  [The Onion]

Graduation cakes that will make you “reach for the sky” — and for more icing to cover the text.  [Cake Wrecks]

A fun birthday party idea for kids. All you need is an unmarked van and chloroform!  [Tots & Giggles]

More moms are smoking pot to unwind.  In related news, sales of Doritos in suburban areas have skyrocketed. [New York Post]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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