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U.S. Education Update: Eighth Graders’ Field Trip Includes Hooters Lunch

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U.S. Education Update: Eighth Graders’ Field Trip Includes Hooters Lunch

Parents, if you worry about your children when they venture out for field trips, worry no more!  Turns out, educators are going above and beyond the normal curriculum by providing bonus anatomy lessons.

Case in point:  For one group of central Pennsylvania eighth-graders, a recent field trip to the Baltimore National Aquarium included lunch at Hooters.

Lucky kids!

When I was a youngster growing up in Central PA, our teachers never kept us abreast of short-shorts and cleavage trends.  LAME.  (Thank goodness for Saved by the Bell.)

The superintendent says that while he wishes the group’s coed chaperones had chosen another restaurant, he has not received any complaints from parents.  Most of whom must be single dads.

Talk about a happy meal, indeed.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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