Parents, if you worry about your children when they venture out for field trips, worry no more! Turns out, educators are going above and beyond the normal curriculum by providing bonus anatomy lessons.
Case in point: For one group of central Pennsylvania eighth-graders, a recent field trip to the Baltimore National Aquarium included lunch at Hooters.
When I was a youngster growing up in Central PA, our teachers never kept us abreast of short-shorts and cleavage trends. LAME. (Thank goodness for Saved by the Bell.)
The superintendent says that while he wishes the group’s coed chaperones had chosen another restaurant, he has not received any complaints from parents. Most of whom must be single dads.
Talk about a happy meal, indeed.