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Oh, How the Plot Thickens… Matthew Vaughn Rumored to Be January Jones’ Baby Daddy


Oh, How the Plot Thickens… Matthew Vaughn Rumored to Be January Jones’ Baby Daddy


If this rumor is true…?  Between Matthew Vaughn and Arnold Schwarzenegger, we certainly have enough lovechild announcements to officially declare May “National Celebrity A-hole Husband Month.”

Both E! and Crazy Days and Nights are running stories building the case — a case that both January Jones’ and Matthew’s camps are not denying — to prove that January’s mysterious baby daddy is none other than the British X-Men director (who, inconveniently, just also happens to be Claudia Schiffer’s husband).  Movie set sources say January and Matthew became “very close,” two words no wife likes to hear, and that Matthew and Claudia “abruptly” left Los Angeles at roughly the same time January made her surprise baby announcement in April, even though the couple was scheduled to stay through May.

Even weirder:  There is going to be no X-Men premiere, just a screening — and Matthew could not attend that screening because of a “severe” case of tonsillitis.

Miraculously, though, Matthew was still able to chat it up for X-Men interviews on the same day.   Hmmmm.

If I were Claudia, I would aim much lower than the tonsils.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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