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Fashion Police: Star Jones’ Attack of the Purple People Eater

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Fashion Police: Star Jones’ Attack of the Purple People Eater

HONOR:  Hey!  I didn’t know Barney had a sister. Awesome.

HAMBURGLAR:  GRIMACE! Dude.  I’ve been looking for you everywhere!  Should have known you would end up on Celebrity Apprentice.  So… with all that cash you made from Trump, any chance you can post my bail?  I seem to have gotten myself into a jam again…

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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