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News Roundup: Man Takes “Acting Like a Baby” to the Extreme & Botox Mom Not Abusive, Just a Liar (Phew!)

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News Roundup: Man Takes “Acting Like a Baby” to the Extreme & Botox Mom Not Abusive, Just a Liar (Phew!)

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“A California man finds relaxation in role-playing as an infant.”  Oy.  Next time I tell a sick Mr. Candy he’s acting like a baby, I guess I should be thankful I don’t have to change his diaper.  [NatGeo]

Carla Bruni, wife of French President Nicholas Sarkozy, pregnant with second child at age 43.  Félicitations! (See, Mom?  All those years of French DIDN’T go to waste, after all.) [ABC News]

This little girl’s new pet looks very cuddly… when it’s not ferociously tearing into an antelope, that is.  [Tots & Giggles]

Botox Mom claims she made up her story for cash, at the urging of British tabloid The Sun.  Wait — you mean tabloids make up stories?!  [E! Online]

“What would you do if you saw a waitress refusing to serve gay parents?”  Well, I guess I would have to order a can of whoop-ass… and then open it on the waitress.  [ABC News]

Marriage advice for new parents.  I’m sure new moms and dads would really benefit from the tips… if only they could stay awake long enough to read them.  [Babble]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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