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News Roundup: Botox for Tots (Botots!) & Post-Breastfeeding Weight Gain for Kourtney Kardashian

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News Roundup: Botox for Tots (Botots!) & Post-Breastfeeding Weight Gain for Kourtney Kardashian

An important photographic reminder to choose your babysitter carefully.  [Tots & Giggles]

Kourtney Kardashian — GASP! — gains weight post-breastfeeding.  Which will lead to her gaining more money from QuickTrim, no doubt. [The Celebrity Stork]

Mother defends giving 8-year-old daughter Botox “to succeed in beauty pageants.”  In the mom’s defense, the girl did look like she was almost pushing 9.  *Shudder*  [ABC News]

Dive into summer with 50% off all children’s swimwear at OshKosh (plus 25% off coupon code).  [The Shopping Stork]

“I want my mommy!”  Parenting toddlers when they prefer one parent.  The only healthy way to handle that, really, is to pout, “FINE.  I don’t want you EITHER!”  [Babble]

Moms who have twins may live longer, study shows.  PLUS they get to dress their kids in sickeningly cute matching outfits.  Jealous!  [U.S. News]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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