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Kourtney Kardashian — GASP! — Gains Weight Post-Breastfeeding


Kourtney Kardashian — GASP! — Gains Weight Post-Breastfeeding

kourtneykardashian-bikiniKourtney Kardashian has — GASP! — regained a little weight since she stopped breastfeeding son Mason, 16 months, as so many moms do.  Or, as Us Weekly kindly put it, “the reality star has packed on the pounds!”

“Wow. I have gained almost 10 pounds since I stopped breastfeeding,” Kourtney Tweeted Monday. “Time to step up my workout game & get over to Rite Aid for some Quicktrim!”

You hear that?  That’s the sound of Quicktrim depositing more money in Kourtney’s bank account.

Even though the 32-year-old mom credits her son’s breastfeeding for initially helping her lose her baby weight, sister Kim hasn’t always been a fan of the practice.  Last June, Kim, 30, came under fire for writing on her Twitter page: “EWW I’m at lunch, the woman at the table next to me is breastfeeding her baby with no cover-up!”

As you can imagine, that went over splendidly with the mom crowd.  A mighty crowd, we are!  Afraid of the mommy wrath, Kim later defended her tweets: “My sister breastfeeds! It’s a natural, beautiful thing. But she covers herself [and doesn’t do it] with her boobs exposed.”

Boobs exposed.  Hmmmm… I thought Kim was a big advocate of that practice.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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