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Mr. Candy Can No Longer Deny Their Blossoming Love


Mr. Candy Can No Longer Deny Their Blossoming Love

I got an early Mother’s Day gift from daycare on Friday:  Skye and Weston‘s official “Coming Out” portrait.

No, Skye is not dating a Trekkie in Android glasses; I’ve added a bar to protect my future son-in-law’s identity from the prying paparazzi.  But black bar or not, I think we can all agree on an important point:  Their coming out portrait totally kicks William and Kate’s wedding portrait‘s ass.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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