The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #14: Tom Cruise
Thomas Cruise Mapother IV
Deets: 49 years old; born in Syracuse; actor and producer
Family Low-Down: Has two teenage children, Isabella Jane and Connor Antony, with ex-wife Nicole Kidman. He also has a daughter, Suri, with current wife Katie Holmes.
DILF-able Qualities: You know he totally brings the crazy in bed. (And say what you will about him, but the man’s held up well.)
What we imagine Tom’s O-face looks like:
As we said: Cra-zay.