David Robert Joseph Beckham
Deets: 36 years old; born in London; footballer/soccer player for Los Angeles Galaxy
Family Low-Down: Has four children, Brooklyn Joseph, Romeo James, Cruz David, and Harper Seven, with wife Victoria
DILF-able Qualities: Washboard abs to help with your laundry; comes bearing a big package; proven ability to score, even in front of millions of people watching.
What we imagine David’s O-face looks like:
Oh yeah. This one’s a crier.