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Celebrity DILF #1: David Beckham


Celebrity DILF #1: David Beckham

David Robert Joseph Beckham

Deets:  36 years old; born in London; footballer/soccer player for Los Angeles Galaxy

Family Low-Down: Has four children, Brooklyn Joseph, Romeo James, Cruz David, and Harper Seven, with wife Victoria

DILF-able Qualities:  Washboard abs to help with your laundry; comes bearing a big package; proven ability to score, even in front of millions of people watching.

What we imagine David’s O-face looks like:

Oh yeah.  This one’s a crier.

Celebrity DILF #2>>

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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