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News Roundup: Nursing Cover Fail; More Drunk Toddlers; Mariah Carey’s $100K Nursery

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News Roundup: Nursing Cover Fail; More Drunk Toddlers; Mariah Carey’s $100K Nursery

Nursing cover: you’re doing it wrong.  [Photo via I Am Bored]

Mariah Carey spends more on twins’ nursery than some people spend on their homes. (Right now, the twins are looking at each other and saying, “Wait — we’re SHARING A ROOM?!”)  [Celebrity Stork]

Teen fakes pregnancy for six months for a school project.  Wow.  Things sure have changed.  Back in my day, the only thing students faked was interest in Geometry. [MSNBC]

A childless woman complains about living next door to a screaming baby.  Can’t blame her.  I’ve complained about living in the bedroom next to a screaming baby. [Babble]

Here we go again:  Chili’s serves alcoholic mudslide to four-year-old.  An understandable mistake, considering any time I’ve ordered a mudslide, my friends have laughingly asked if I would like to put a nipple on my drink.  [CBS]

Grab some beautiful nursery bedding at the rare sale happening at Serena & Lily.  You know, in case you don’t have Mariah’s $100K budget.  [Shopping Stork]

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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