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News Roundup: “Funny-Looking” Newborns; The Key to a Happy Family; Mariah Carey’s Nekkid Photos

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News Roundup: “Funny-Looking” Newborns; The Key to a Happy Family; Mariah Carey’s Nekkid Photos

Parents submit photos of their “funny-looking newborns,” making me happy that my mom does not know how to scan a photo.  (“You were a month late, so your skin was peeling off — like a reptile!” Mom exclaimed just earlier today.)  [BabyCenter]

Key to a happy family is two daughters, study finds.  Well, then, I guess we’re screwed.  (Hmpf.  Thanks a bunch for that Y chromosome, Mr. Candy.)  [Fox News]

The Emancipation of Mimi’s Baby Bump:  Mariah Carey shares her nude pregnancy photos with the world.  [Life & Style]

“I yell at my kids way too much,” confesses a mom who surprisingly doesn’t write in ALL-CAPS  [Babble]

Bugaboo’s new $1500 Donkey stroller is braying, er… flying out the window at stores.  [MomsTODAY]

From Law & Order to Love & DisorderMariska Hargitay adopts a newborn.  [People]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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