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Clip of the Day: Branding Baby on “Pregnant in Heels”


Clip of the Day: Branding Baby on “Pregnant in Heels”

In Bravo’s new reality series, Pregnant in Heels, rich New York couples pay a “maternity concierge” to help them with pressing pre-baby issues — such as finding the right “brand name” for their child by assembling branding experts and focus groups, as you’ll see in this clip.  This is not a joke! declares the mom-to-be who, if named after her own brand essence, must be named Pretentious.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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