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News Roundup: Katie Holmes Bravely Speaks Out About Penis Gummies-gate

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News Roundup: Katie Holmes Bravely Speaks Out About Penis Gummies-gate

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Katie Holmes says she is “horrified” by Suri’s penis gummies scandal.  Fun challenge of the day:  Find a way to casually work “penis gummies” into conversation!  [Us]

Are leashes for children?  Personally, I believe in more humane ways of keeping kids in line.  Like taser guns and embedded GPS tracking chips. [New York Times]

Mom believes Facebook was making her a “bad parent,” decides to kick her Internet addiction.  But then… where will she be able to see videos of dogs dancing the Funky Chicken?  [Babble]

New Parents Desperately Seeking Other New Parents For Socializing. Key quote:  “New parents David and Diane Huber, both 28, remain locked in a desperate search for other parents with whom they can talk exclusively about children, child-rearing, and their beautiful eight-month-old son Tyler, sources said Monday.”  [The Onion]

In today’s wholly inappropriate “Who Wore It Best?” column:  The Suri vs. Honor edition.  [HollyBaby]

If this were my maiden name, then I would have taken my husband’s last name.  [TwitPic]

 

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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