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Move Over, Kate and Wills…


Move Over, Kate and Wills…

An update on the real romance of the decade:  A well-placed daycare source tells us that Miss Skye’s boyfriend fell pretty hard at school today — and our 20-month-old daughter immediately sprung into action, comfortingly patting his back and hugging him.  His tears stopped soon thereafter.

You feel that?  That’s an almost seven-months-pregnant lady swooning over the cuteness of it all — and, being rather front-heavy, toppling over and CRASHING to the ground.

As usual, her daycare teacher was not properly armed with a camera at the time.  *SIGH*  Why do we pay these people?  To watch our kids and ensure their safety?  Pshaw.  I DEMAND PICTURES OF MY DAUGHTER BEING ADORABLE, PEOPLE, FIRST AND FOREMOST.

MR. CANDY:  How nice of you to help your friend at daycare today, Skye!

ME:  Friend?

MR. CANDY:  That’s my delusion and I’m sticking to it.

But seriously.  Why is E! News covering this royal wedding hoopla 24/7 when there is a riveting young romance blossoming right in their backyard?  In case you do decide to cover this breaking story, Seacrest and Rancic (wise move), Skye was wearing a pink peasant blouse and butterfly-emblazoned jeans at the time of the hug.  Styled by Gymboree and Carter’s.  Hair self-styled with a handful of yogurt.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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