Move Over, Kate and Wills…

An update on the real romance of the decade:  A well-placed daycare source tells us that Miss Skye’s boyfriend fell pretty hard at school today — and our 20-month-old daughter immediately sprung into action, comfortingly patting his back and hugging him.  His tears stopped soon thereafter.

You feel that?  That’s an almost seven-months-pregnant lady swooning over the cuteness of it all — and, being rather front-heavy, toppling over and CRASHING to the ground.

As usual, her daycare teacher was not properly armed with a camera at the time.  *SIGH*  Why do we pay these people?  To watch our kids and ensure their safety?  Pshaw.  I DEMAND PICTURES OF MY DAUGHTER BEING ADORABLE, PEOPLE, FIRST AND FOREMOST.

MR. CANDY:  How nice of you to help your friend at daycare today, Skye!

ME:  Friend?

MR. CANDY:  That’s my delusion and I’m sticking to it.

But seriously.  Why is E! News covering this royal wedding hoopla 24/7 when there is a riveting young romance blossoming right in their backyard?  In case you do decide to cover this breaking story, Seacrest and Rancic (wise move), Skye was wearing a pink peasant blouse and butterfly-emblazoned jeans at the time of the hug.  Styled by Gymboree and Carter’s.  Hair self-styled with a handful of yogurt.