An update on the real romance of the decade: A well-placed daycare source tells us that Miss Skye’s boyfriend fell pretty hard at school today — and our 20-month-old daughter immediately sprung into action, comfortingly patting his back and hugging him. His tears stopped soon thereafter.
You feel that? That’s an almost seven-months-pregnant lady swooning over the cuteness of it all — and, being rather front-heavy, toppling over and CRASHING to the ground.
As usual, her daycare teacher was not properly armed with a camera at the time. *SIGH* Why do we pay these people? To watch our kids and ensure their safety? Pshaw. I DEMAND PICTURES OF MY DAUGHTER BEING ADORABLE, PEOPLE, FIRST AND FOREMOST.
MR. CANDY: How nice of you to help your friend at daycare today, Skye!
MR. CANDY: That’s my delusion and I’m sticking to it.
But seriously. Why is E! News covering this royal wedding hoopla 24/7 when there is a riveting young romance blossoming right in their backyard? In case you do decide to cover this breaking story, Seacrest and Rancic (wise move), Skye was wearing a pink peasant blouse and butterfly-emblazoned jeans at the time of the hug. Styled by Gymboree and Carter’s. Hair self-styled with a handful of yogurt.