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Come on Down, Ryan Phillippe — You’re the Baby Daddy!


Come on Down, Ryan Phillippe — You’re the Baby Daddy!

Nom, nom, nom

Yet another potential victim of the condom shortage in Hollywood, Ryan Phillippe, is reportedly the father of Alexis Knapp’s baby —

Um, excuse me?  Who is the heck is Alexis Knapp, you want to know?  Apparently, she is an “aspiring actress” Ryan briefly hooked up with, er… I mean, dated.  AND hooked up with.

“Alexis has told friends that the child is Ryan’s,” a source told People magazine.

Sources in multiple media outlets have said that Ryan will take responsibility if the child is indeed his.  Well, I should hope so.  Meanwhile, TMZ is reporting that he will wait to take a DNA test until after the baby is born.

As you can see, Ryan was so thrilled to receive the “YOU’RE THE BABY DADDY!” announcement, that he tried to make it disappear by devouring it.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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