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Weekly News Roundup: Who Loves Ya, Baby?

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Weekly News Roundup: Who Loves Ya, Baby?

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"Who loves ya, baby?"

Kate Hudson says she thinks she’s having a girl.  But more importantly, what does the creepy psychic Russian woman on my street think she’s having?!  [People]

Man leaves wife at home to go on romantic vacation with his dolls.  Talk about committing adolltery.  [Metro]

Arkansas grocery store “protects” kids by shielding Us Weekly magazine cover featuring Elton John, his husband and new son.  But the half-naked woman on Maxim is a stellar example for our children!  [Time]

Even babies agree:  Size matters.  [CNN]

This is where the second sibling ends up sleeping when he arrives and there are no bedrooms left for his nursery.  [Daily Squee]

“My 55-hour labor.” Also known as:  Words I hope to never, ever, ever utter.  Ever.  [Babble]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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