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Weekly News Update: Suri and Maddox’s Style Showdown & The Chick Who Breastfeeds Her Maltese

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Weekly News Update: Suri and Maddox’s Style Showdown & The Chick Who Breastfeeds Her Maltese

It’s never too early for kids to learn it’s what’s on the outside that matters — so kudos for teaching them that lesson by pitting Suri and Maddox against each other in a “Who Wore It Best?” column!  [HollyBaby]

Meet (and, oh yes, see) the woman who BREASTFEEDS HER DOG.  Surprisingly, she is single.  [PMU Magazine]

Selma Blair announces she is pregnant with new boyfriend’s baby, proving there really is a birth control shortage in Hollywood.  [Us Weekly]

The article that has rocked the mommyblogosphere:  “Why Chinese Mothers Are Superior.”  [WSJ]

Kelsey Grammer is a cross-dresser, his bitter soon-to-be-wife Camille insinuates.  Before you know it, Kelsey will be fighting back with shocking revelations of his own, like Camille — GASP! — has gotten plastic surgery.  [Daily Mail]

Fifteen years from now, my kids are going to be submitting stories about me to this column:  “Parents Just Don’t Understand.” [CollegeHumor]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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