Posted on Reddit by a mother whose child was working on one of those typical holiday worksheets (a.k.a. “Way for teachers to kill time before winter break”) at school and totally threw her under the bus with the question:
“What does your mom want for Christmas?”
Hold on just a second. Is that a WINE BOTTLE WITH A STRAW? “Win,” indeed! What we have here is a glimpse into heaven, folks. Add that baby to my Christmas list!