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Mommy’s Little Enabler, er…I Mean, Helper

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Mommy’s Little Enabler, er…I Mean, Helper

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Posted on Reddit by a mother whose child was working on one of those typical holiday worksheets (a.k.a. “Way for teachers to kill time before winter break”) at school and totally threw her under the bus with the question:

“What does your mom want for Christmas?”

Hold on just a second.  Is that a WINE BOTTLE WITH A STRAW?  “Win,” indeed!  What we have here is a glimpse into heaven, folks.  Add that baby to my Christmas list!

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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